Lols. Today was quite crappy...

It was raining at Bukit Timah Hill today, specifically the area where Tan Kah Kee decided to build a school and christened it "Hwa Chong".

Problem: Went to terraces for flag-raising late.

Explanation: The stupid chairman of 2I told us that as it was drizzling, we need not go down for flag raising today. But, at 7.21 a.m. we saw them running towards the terraces. Decided to follow them, but they were one step ahead of us, literally.

Elaboration: The teachers asked us why we were late, and we gave our answer that we had been told that we should not go down to the terraces as it is drizzling lightly.

Lols. P-E-E. History. And all those crap is history too.

Lin has taken a particular ghoulish delight in being sadistic, stupid, screwy, shitfaced … and on top of all that, sucker-ish. he has decided to pump dear old Aki, with his brittle bones and arthritic back, for shirking his responsibility as a captain. And he isn’t an official HCI gym team coach either. Lin, go eat my shit. He pump everybody in sight. I am eternally grateful to Allah for helping me avoid his corrosive and venomous eyes. And that is not counting the rounds flying through and across the gym, splitting pillars and denting walls, in search of my helpless and frail body to pump.

Hating Lin has become my new hobby.

Today’s Bio practical lesson is also quite lame. Jennifer Ting has decided that “due to time constraints”, we have to watch her as she struggles to open the mouth of the visking tubing in the faint hope of opening just a tiny enough hole for her to try and drop some starch solution into the tubing. The “time constraint” in this case refers to having 1 hour and 22 minutes for us to complete 3 praticals, which were extra easy. 1 would have held up my precious time for 5 minutes. Then Nicholas went to throw his whole tubing into the boiling tube of iodine solution, and as a result the whole tubing was… viola! Turned BLACK!!! And I was “reprimanded” for two reasons. Firstly, I put too much iodine into my boiling tube water, or water in boiling tube, waddeva… anyway, she said I used too much iodine. =.=" lolz. And secondly, she saw the bloody screwdrivers in my pencil case, the ones I use to screw my spectacle screws. And then she said THAT is a dangerous weapon and I shouldn’t bring it to school. =.=" =.=". Then she said that I shouldn’t bring the class ball into class, as it is called a “ball”, something which should not be in the class. She has evidently forgotten that the word “class” is in front of the “ball”. Probably short-termed memory. And she said that we have to write out a string of words at least 100 words long for a 2 mark open-ended question. She seems determined to empty my brain juice into the visking tubing and add an excessive amount of venom in the hope of decolourizing it.

That is about the day, unless you factor in the… fact that I have accidentally pulled a tendon in my stupid neck, so I am currently walking around and looking straight in front. And THAT is retarded.

One last thing, bugs evidently do not know how to choose stuff. Because they preferred me over Timothy Loooooooooong, which seriously need a few sessions of serious liposuction. And he FINALLY can do hou4 kong1 with help from Aki, Delwin and Jun Yean.

Nights. Need to go apply ointment on my bloody neck.